I know An Old Lady Who Sat Idly By

There was an old lady who sat idly by.
I don’t know why she sat idly by – It’s agist to ask her why!

There was an old lady who ignored pleas for help,
The emails and phone calls and memoranda for help;
She ignored the pleas and sat idly by;
I don’t know why she sat idly by – It’s sexist to ask her why!

There was an old lady who helped blame a YouTube video;
How absurd to blame a YouTube video!.
She blamed the video to cover ignoring the pleas;
She ignored the pleas and sat idly by;
I don’t know why she sat idly by – It’s agist to ask her why!

There was an old lady who stood by coffins;
Fancy that to stand by coffins!
She stood by the coffins and blamed a video;
She blamed the video to cover ignoring the pleas;
She ignored the pleas and sat idly by;
I don’t know why she sat idly by – It’s sexist to ask her why!

There was an old lady called to the Senate;
To testify in front of the Senate?
She was called to the Senate beause she stood by coffins;
She stood by the coffins and blamed a video;
She blamed the video to cover ignoring the pleas;
She ignored the pleas and sat idly by;
I don’t know why she sat idly by – It’s agist to ask her why!

There was an old lady who had a fall and a clot.
A coincidental time to find a clot.
They found the clot, just before she was due at the Senate;
She was called to the Senate beause she stood by coffins;
She stood by the coffins and blamed a video;
She blamed the video to cover ignoring the pleas;
She ignored the pleas and sat idly by;
I don’t know why she sat idly by – It’s sexist to ask her why!

For one political party this is “par for the course”…
She’s likely their next POTUS Candidate, of course!

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Little Hitlers

Little Hitlers in government,
Little Hitlers made of bureaucracy,
Little Hitlers, Little Hitlers,
Little Hitlers all the same.
There’s a boy one and a girl one
And a black one and a white one,
And they’re all made of bureaucracy
And they all act just the same.

The Little Hitlers in government
All went on the training course,
And became slaves to bureaucracy,
And they all came out the same.
There’s inspectors, D.M.V. clerks,
and Department executives;
And they all become Little Hitlers
And they all act just the same.

The bigwigs play on the golf course.
And drink their martini dry.
And they all have pretty children.
And the children go to school.
And the children go to summer camp,
And then to the university,
And they all get brainwashed
And they come out all the same.

And the boys go into government
And marry and raise a family.
And they all become Little Hitlers
And they all act just the same.
There’s a boy one and a girl one
And a black one and a white one,
And they’re all made of bureaucracy
And they all act just the same.

Oligarchy In The USA

I am an antichrist!
I am an oligarchist!
Yes, I know what I want
And I know how to get it.
I wanna destroy liberty!

‘Cause I wanna be oligarchy.
Make you my dogsbody!

Oligarchy for the USA!
It’s been here some time and maybe
It’ll stay a long time.
Ensure freedom’s decline.
Your future dream
Is a Survivor scene.

‘Cause I love to see oligarchy!
In the D.C.!

So many ways to get what I want.
I use the best.
I use the rest.
I use the N.Y.T.
I use oligarchy!

‘Cause I wanna be oligarchy!
It’s the only way to be.

We love the USDA!
Oh! We love the DOJ!
Oh! We love the NSA!
You thought this was USA?!
No, just another country;
Another socialist tendancy.

I wanna be oligarchy!
Oh! I wanna be oligarchy!
Know what I mean?
Oh! I wanna be oligarchist!
I get pissed!
Destroy!

Obamacare Infomercial, A Parody

Scene 1:
A typical city street.
A man is walking down the side walk, obviously injured.
He stops outside a doctor’s office and opens the door.
Before he steps inside Doctor #1, dressed like a silent movie bad guy, twirling his handlebar mustache, stops him and points at a sign:
We don’t take cash or credit card payments. Insurance only!

Voiceover: Have you always wanted healthcare, but just found it too difficult…

Patient #1: Man… I got to go get a job?

Voiceover: …then Obamacare is for YOU!

Patient #1: *looks shocked and happy*

Doctor #1 stands aside, looking dejected.
Patient #1 puffs up in happiness and strides inside.
Doctor #1 goes inside and then can be seen taking the sign out of the window.

Voiceover: That’s right! With Obamacare, you don’t NEED to be employed in order to get coverage, because good ol’ Uncle Sam will just pick up your tab!

Scene 2:
An examination room.
A lady sits on the examination table in a hospital gown.
A doctor sits on a stool next to her, reading from her charts.

Patient #2: *looks at the camera* But what about me? I have a pre-existing condition…

Voiceover: You’re covered TOO, thanks to those healthier than you and, of course, good ol’ Uncle Sam!

Patient #2: *looks shocked and happy* I AM?! Gee, thanks Obamacare!

Patient #2 and Doctor #2 both look at the camera, smile, wink and give a thumbs up.

Scene 3:
A middle class kitchen.
Student #1 is at the refrigerator, loading up on sandwich fillings.
Over his shoulder, we can see Mom #1 & Dad #1, sitting at the kitchen table, perusing vacation brochures.

Student #1: Thanks to Obamacare, I can stay on my parents’ insurance until I’m twenty-six!

Student #1 winks and smiles.

Dad #1 mumbles as he scrunches up the brochures and dumps them in a nearby waste paper basket, then storms out of the room.

Mom #1: *upset* Thanks, Obamacare…

Mom #1 starts crying.
Student #1, turns to look at her, turns back to the camera, winks again and nods, in the fashion of Joey from “Friends”

Voiceover: That’s right! Under Obamacare, you’re kids are kids until they’re twenty-six!

Scene 4:
A pharmacy.
Old Lady #1 and Pharmacist #1 are stood on each side of the counter.

Pharmacist #1: Here’s your free birth control, Mrs. Jones.

Voiceover: With Obamacare, all of our policies provide FREE birth control!

Mrs. Jones: *looks a little confused* But I’m eighty…

Pharmacist #1: You’re eighty?! *presses a red button on the wall*

Two men appear at the lady’s side and each take an arm.

Man #1 & Man #2: Come with us Mrs. Jones, we’ll take care of you.

Pharmacist #1, Man #1 & Man #2 all wink at the camera.
As they walk off, we can see the initials IPAB across the back of the white lab coats of Man #1 and Man #2.

Voiceover: So, call now, with your Social Security number, earnings information and bank account details, and you too could be signed up for Obamacare!

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Where Has All The Liberty Gone?

Where has all the liberty gone?
Long time passing.
Where has all the liberty gone?
Long time ago.
Where has all the liberty gone?
The electorate voted it away.
When will they ever learn?
When will they ever learn?

Where’s the informed voter gone?
Long time passing.
Where’s the informed voter gone?
Long time ago.
Where’s the informed voter gone?
Watching tee-vee every one.
When will they ever learn?
When will they ever learn?

Where has the TEA Party gone?
Long time passing.
Where has the TEA Party gone?
Long time ago.
Where has the TEA Party gone?
Gone into hiding every one
When will they ever learn?
When will they ever learn?

Why have they hidden away?
IRS and NSA.
Why have they hidden away?
They were audited.
Why have they hidden away?
Because of political intrigue.
When will they ever learn?
When will they ever learn?

Where has the USA  gone?
Long time passing.
Where has the USA  gone?
Long time ago.
Where has the USA  gone?
Ask Bush and Obama.
When will we ever learn?
When will we ever learn?

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