Obamacare Infomercial, A Parody

Scene 1:
A typical city street.
A man is walking down the side walk, obviously injured.
He stops outside a doctor’s office and opens the door.
Before he steps inside Doctor #1, dressed like a silent movie bad guy, twirling his handlebar mustache, stops him and points at a sign:
We don’t take cash or credit card payments. Insurance only!

Voiceover: Have you always wanted healthcare, but just found it too difficult…

Patient #1: Man… I got to go get a job?

Voiceover: …then Obamacare is for YOU!

Patient #1: *looks shocked and happy*

Doctor #1 stands aside, looking dejected.
Patient #1 puffs up in happiness and strides inside.
Doctor #1 goes inside and then can be seen taking the sign out of the window.

Voiceover: That’s right! With Obamacare, you don’t NEED to be employed in order to get coverage, because good ol’ Uncle Sam will just pick up your tab!

Scene 2:
An examination room.
A lady sits on the examination table in a hospital gown.
A doctor sits on a stool next to her, reading from her charts.

Patient #2: *looks at the camera* But what about me? I have a pre-existing condition…

Voiceover: You’re covered TOO, thanks to those healthier than you and, of course, good ol’ Uncle Sam!

Patient #2: *looks shocked and happy* I AM?! Gee, thanks Obamacare!

Patient #2 and Doctor #2 both look at the camera, smile, wink and give a thumbs up.

Scene 3:
A middle class kitchen.
Student #1 is at the refrigerator, loading up on sandwich fillings.
Over his shoulder, we can see Mom #1 & Dad #1, sitting at the kitchen table, perusing vacation brochures.

Student #1: Thanks to Obamacare, I can stay on my parents’ insurance until I’m twenty-six!

Student #1 winks and smiles.

Dad #1 mumbles as he scrunches up the brochures and dumps them in a nearby waste paper basket, then storms out of the room.

Mom #1: *upset* Thanks, Obamacare…

Mom #1 starts crying.
Student #1, turns to look at her, turns back to the camera, winks again and nods, in the fashion of Joey from “Friends”

Voiceover: That’s right! Under Obamacare, you’re kids are kids until they’re twenty-six!

Scene 4:
A pharmacy.
Old Lady #1 and Pharmacist #1 are stood on each side of the counter.

Pharmacist #1: Here’s your free birth control, Mrs. Jones.

Voiceover: With Obamacare, all of our policies provide FREE birth control!

Mrs. Jones: *looks a little confused* But I’m eighty…

Pharmacist #1: You’re eighty?! *presses a red button on the wall*

Two men appear at the lady’s side and each take an arm.

Man #1 & Man #2: Come with us Mrs. Jones, we’ll take care of you.

Pharmacist #1, Man #1 & Man #2 all wink at the camera.
As they walk off, we can see the initials IPAB across the back of the white lab coats of Man #1 and Man #2.

Voiceover: So, call now, with your Social Security number, earnings information and bank account details, and you too could be signed up for Obamacare!

DISCLAIMER:
Individual results may vary.
The statements in this advertisement have not been evaluated by the FDA, the USDA, the HHS, the IRS, Congress or the Obama Administration.
Products mentioned are not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease and do not replace medical advice.
Advice on treatment or care of an individual patient should be obtained through consultation with a physician or trained healthcare practitioner who has examined that patient or is familiar with that patient’s medical history.
Obamacare, the Obama Administration, and its affiliates urge you to consult with a qualified healthcare provider, if you can find one, to discuss both the advantages and risks of using its products and for answers to your personal questions.
This program has been not been a paid presentation for Obamacare and the Obama Administration, which are brought to you by American Taxpayer Dollars.

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Former lefty Welshman now a righty American. Loves: family, freedom, liberty, OH & USA.

One Response to Obamacare Infomercial, A Parody

  1. We included you on our blog roll at http://freedomfightersofamerica.blogspot.com/ and just wanted to ask if you would include us in yours. Thank you

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